keep the stick

in this game the object is to keep the stick for as long as possible.

ex. i take the stick and run to china!

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i take a huge laser and blast you and i take the stick and i run to iraq.

i become undead and appear beside you. i hack you down with my ax and eat your brainsssss i take the stick and go into my coffin

i become and angel of light from the ugly gods above and throw holy poo at you. you start to melt and scream but i cant hear you beacue i am eating a holy ghost.

i become a ghost hunter from that movie ghost busters. i zap you with my ultra mega super sonic supreme mega laser shooter blaster thingy. i take the stick and fly to mars.

i become the ultimate super mega master of all ugly ghosts in that ultra super mega universe and i teleport to mars. i send out mini monsters and they kill you by shooting spartan lasers at you. you turn to dust and i take the greasy stick and travel to the middle of the earth where i am super mega stronger-than-you monster!

i become God and become a human form of an obese zumo wrestler thats 1000000 pounds and i sit on you. then i put the stick in my man diaper and i jump into the middle of space where ill never be found

as u sit on me i split into 2 and hide away just before u get me. i shoot a flea at ur man diaper. the flea has a tracking device on it to find you in outer space. i find the martans from space jam and tell them to find u. i pay them 50cents and they are happy. they find you and create an ultra super **** lady kinda fat mom the world has eva seen. she sees you and put u in a timeout. i laugh at u and take the stick to an unkown sewer in the planet of apes

i make a ape joke and point at you and the apes beat you to mush. i drink you and i take the stick and put it into a vault 10000 inches thick steel

i transform into a dito from pokemon and imitate u. i go to the bank and talk to the banker. he opens the door and i take the stick to england, just inside the royal palace with the protection of my faithful guards.

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i kick dragongs**** on greedra, steal the stick, eat a bag of sugar and then run away

i riped out ur eyeballs fed them to rats,

take the stick ran to the cn tower and fed it to someone

then they had a massive diareha attack

i reached in the toilet and grabbed the stick, then get in my jumbo jet, crash it then magically get teleported to the fifa cup where i replace the trophy with the stick

i make a solo 1 man soccer team and win the cup but i get stick instead. i take the stick to school and put it into my high security locker- a sheet of metal held shut with a dudly lock

i cut your lock off, then riped your metal sheet and replace the stick with live sheep
then i ran all the way to the graveyard and put the stick in one of the coffins

i dig up the stick and stand there with it staring blankly with both shoes untied

i slap u in the face and steal the stick. i run to world 1 and call zezima. he comes and kills u before u get to me.

i kill zezima poked you with the stick and took the stick and ran all the way to fairyland where i rode a unicorn.

i kill the unicorn take it horn and kill u i take stick and use my time machine to go to the past date undisclosed for security



best thread to date ftw

i jump on your back and break it and take this stick into the ocean (2 page thread, wow)

I threw a great white shark in the ocean, the shark finds you and eats you up,
Then i call it to resurface to give me the stick and i got on my private helicopter and flew all the way to a volcanio and hid there .

the volcano errupts and burns you to ashes but luckily i grabbed the stick and got into mr. sciclunas jeep and drove away before it got burnt

then i come back from the ashes, took a rocket launcher a blew up the jeep.

i took the stick from your dead body and returned home

wtf where does Franco live? no one knows... he wins