Kill The Duck

his is a game where the poster tries to kill the duck but the next poster saves the duck.

Example:
Man #1:
A nuke is heading torwards the duck
Man#2:
The Duck drinks red bull, gets wings, and flies to Europe before the nuke hit him.
Girl #1:
But in Europe it was duck hunting season and the hunters tried to kill it

You can't make it so it is impossible to kill or defend the duck
ext.

I go first...
A boulder comes crashing on the duck.

and it hits him..then the duck is resurected and for 40 days he walks among the deciples.then he ascends into heaven and sins are forgiven......then the duck is reborn..

....a bullet is flying straight at the duck...

then i came over and grabbed the duck away from the bullet

but the bullet is heat seeking and it turned towards both you and the duck.

then i iced them...

but then someone tied a duck to train tracks.

but then superman comes and saved the duck

superman flies the duck to a safe building but on the way he gets close to cryptonite and ddrops the duck.

kirby was walking down the street and conviently the duck landed on kirby. (kirby acted like a big cushion) saved the duck from the fall

but then meta knight came and tried killing the duck

kirby sucked up the duck and gained awesome duck powers. Using its beaks kirby poke throught meta knights visors. In the end kirby won and spat out the duck

which then went flying into a volcano which was about to erupt

the duck then used its emergency parachute and landed safely away from the volcano.

and the volcanoe erupted and the lava flies at ducky

Then the drink, Sunny D shot a orange beam at the lava and the lava went the other way.

but a strong gust of wind turned the lave into a huge tidal wave

then lavaman comes and drinks all the lava

lavaman drank to much lava and explodes. The lava is still heading toward the duck

a swarm of migrating geese fly right into the lava and maek a hole. THe duck jumps through

but the geese came back as zombies wanting revenge

the zombies get hit by a crusifix and die..

all of a sudden the terminator comes and tries to terminate the duck

and he gets water spilled on him and his circuts break

but it turned out he was trying to save the duck from an even deadlier (waterproof) robot