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Mcdonalds rap
Sittin' on the couch with the mornin' post,
cold cup of coffe and some boring toast
thinkin' Ima change it up
"man thats always fun"
What you reckon rem?
"A Mcdonalds run"
So we hit the couch pushin for some dollars spren
"yo I found a 5"
man thats canadian
"i found a loonie, toonie, spoon and a doonie"
its 10:25
"dude you gotta move g"
got the cash got the car got the peddle to the floor
speed limit 25 but im doing 34
going drive through style, man thats fast express
you can call it transfat I call it happiness
roll up to the tella fella with a minute to spare
frenchy with the head set
"can I take your order"
on the gridle with the liddle sweet and sour there son
a mcmuffin and be stuffin muffins up in my trunk
man i drive you to a hot cakes man i cant decide
all i know is hit the things with aunt jemima
"how bout an egg fahita for some texas flavour"
no drama but my moma wants a breakfast bagel
don't forget my #4 or there be hell to spend
and i want my eggs poched like a elephant
frenchy back on the line
"Is that all you order?"
No it ain't fool i want a coke a cola
get my cup of coke and im gonna start a riot
cause on the cup lid dude you pressed the diet
check ur shirt tag and i catch the name
ryan i ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
sittin' on the couch bout an hour later
pickin' at a pouch bout an hour later
ill be starvin man
but i find a hunch
start the car up fast
cause its time for lunch
it just takes 2 bucks
and i get what i need
2 beef patties, special sauce, lettece cheese
super size said hes had enough of it
but how is it bad for my heart if im in love with it?
if you never have mcdonalds heck you should
its a party with a hotty cept the food is good
just dont get a large #2 i pleed with you friend
cause itll be a large #2 when you see it again
enter the store
fresh holla venu
pick a couple items off the dollar menu
4 hot mcnuggets
desert with custard
mix the sweet and sour with a squirt of mustard
a big mac attack
you can max the lettuce
pain ain't a pain they take cash or credit
want a water you can pay up there for spring
or get the free grimace cup
how embarrassing
they say you're playin' with a cardiac arrst my boy
only thing bad for my heart is when they forget my toy
i want my half a milkshake
but before you rant
it's made of shamrocks
now thats a plant
people say it's bad but i don't believe them
mcdonalds is peace just ask tom freedman
moma catch me with a zin(magazine) and she's screaming stop
dont cha worry moma it's just my man ray crock
Dead ipod song
Within every electronic device
there lies a seed
dormant and waiting to be released
somewhere between 18 months and 2 years
it will sprout
and begin to choke the life down
and if you got an ipod
you know exactly what we're talking about
invest the power that was nothing
itunes won't even see it
you wish you won't believe it
the doomseed has germenated
your ipod shall not be resesitated
you gotta figure out what your gonna do with your dead ipod
write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard
even though it's broke
just pretend like its not
to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop
use it as a weapon if your being attacked
you know what
on second thought scratch that
tape it to your body
call it an ipodswitch
put it a hogey
call it an isandwich
a paper weight is lame
unless
theres a fan on your desk
even in that case a manhole cover works best
or keep it simple cause less is more
put in a shoebox at the back of your drawer
then 50 years from today
your grankids will find it and say
"you listened to music on this, you mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain"
and youll say " nah we just had ipods"